Arent Puns

thats because there are only targets.

They all have nein lives

...they are hill areas

Unless you Count Dracula

I was shocked!

They rock

They always miss their glasses

But they're a solid #2

They get toad.

-hey. Do you know that the poeple who lives in this city, arent allowed to be buried here?

-no. Why?

-because they are still alive

Half of them dont work and the other half arent that bright.

"Oh. I thought you were daddy!"

I've never been so proud.

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I said, “HIJKLMNO.”

He asked, “What're you talking about?!”

I responded, “Well, it’s H to O!”

There wasn't mushroom to put lights

Mines 3840 x 2160.

So they arent just plain text.

So we were discussing the recent refugee crisis in class a few days ago. One girl said:"It's going to be pretty hard in winter for them, because there arent a lot of proper shelters." So I loudly claimed :"Yeah the situation is getting pretty IN TENTS!" Reaction: Teacher laughed, some students cringed and most people didnt listen...

So, I inherited my father's hilariously lame sense of humor and love of dad jokes. A few years ago I was Skyping with my parents and my mom was telling me how they would come home and find our cats up on the kitchen table laying on the laptop. She said something along the lines of "I wonder why they're doing it so much."

I responded (rather quickly, I might add) with "They're probably looking at kitty porn."

My dad was mad that he didn't think of it himself.

A string walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a drink.

Bartender says, sorry sir we dont serve strings around here.

Dissapointed, the string leaves and comes back to the same bar the next day tied up, with his hair a little messed up and again asks for a drink

Bartender says, Hey arent you the string who walked in here yesterday?

String replies, Frayed Knot.

Me: But you arent even in the military.

But they're a solid number 2

But their grandchildren still listen, in spite of rule 4, because hearing dear old grand-da be excited about his stories is just so sweet, whether he remembers tellin them or not

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