I was served by a former police officer at my local Applebee’s, I asked for a cup of water and he gave me a cup of ice instead and said

β€œJust-ice has been served”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What did Applebee's say when I offered them a blanket?

"No thanks, I'm not Chilli's."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nick_Dipples
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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I work at Applebee's and this dad comes in with his family...

Dad: Yeah, I think that I'll have the Cajun Shrimp and Pasta....

Me: Great Choice Sir!

Dad: It just seems like the perfect Occajun!

Me and the rest of his family just shake our heads...

Still made me laugh and his daughter was so embarrassed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRyverMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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Date at applebees

Waiter: What'll it be guys?

Her: I'll have the apple

Me: gritted teeth I guess I'll have the bees then..

Waiter: Okay sir, how would you like them?

me: clenches fist

Chef: HE PICKED THE BEES!! angrily shakes jar of bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlkalineTea2751
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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At Applebees discussing the letter Q

I read out loud what it said on a children's activity paper or whatever. It said "Did you know that the letter Q is the least used letter in the alphabet?" Me to my mom and dad: "I think they all get used only once, don't they?"

I actually got laughs from them. I am now accepted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaTmAn9785
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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I told my dad about the Applebees mothers day card post.

"Those cards probably have something shitty inside of them" He proceeded to giggle and asked if I got it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayleybird93
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2014
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What restaurant does every doctor hate?

Applebees

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Where do insects go to eat fruit?

Applebee’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisasu28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Dad pulled this one when we went out to eat for his birthday last night

The waitress asked, "So what brings you folks to Applebees tonight?" Dad answered, "Our car"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarnafein
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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What's the difference between honey and fructose?

Honeybees and Applebees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Corny dad in training...

My brother's best friend isn't a dad yet, but he sure will be up there as a corny dad when he is... Years ago we went to Applebee's to celebrate my brother's 21st birthday. My brother's friend wasn't 21 yet. While they were standing at the bar, my brother orders a beer. Then his friend proceeds to do this:

Bartender- "What are you having?"

Brother's friend- "I'll have a beer....that'll be a root beer." ::winks at bartender and shoots his finger::

Bartender- ::SILENCE::

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πŸ‘€︎ u/becmurr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2013
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Got a Grandpa at work tonight...

I work as a server at a large chain restaurant (Applebee's), and got an old man at one of my tables tonight.

Old guy: I'll take a salad, Caesar.

Me: You can just call me Jeff

He grinned for about 10 seconds before chuckling, and I even got his wife and granddaughter laughing with it. Mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fsusparks
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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Dad joke from my uncle to little cousin.

Cousin: chili is in South America, right? Uncle: Yeah, it's right next to applebees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trm820
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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Dad makes a joke thanks to an undercooked steak.

My dad, mom, and I were eating at Applebee's the other night. My dad ordered his steak medium rare but when he cut into it he noticed it was very rare. The waitress took it back and a few minutes later the manager comes out with a new steak. My dad cuts into it.

The manager proceeds to ask "How'd it come out?" My dad's reply: "I won't know until later."

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