A list of puns related to "Applebees"
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
Her: I'll have the apple
Me: gritted teeth I guess I'll have the bees then..
Waiter: Okay sir, how would you like them?
me: clenches fist
Chef: HE PICKED THE BEES!! angrily shakes jar of bees
I read out loud what it said on a children's activity paper or whatever. It said "Did you know that the letter Q is the least used letter in the alphabet?" Me to my mom and dad: "I think they all get used only once, don't they?"
I actually got laughs from them. I am now accepted.
"Those cards probably have something shitty inside of them" He proceeded to giggle and asked if I got it.
“Just-ice has been served”
"No thanks, I'm not Chilli's."
Dad: Yeah, I think that I'll have the Cajun Shrimp and Pasta....
Me: Great Choice Sir!
Dad: It just seems like the perfect Occajun!
Me and the rest of his family just shake our heads...
Still made me laugh and his daughter was so embarrassed
Applebees
Honeybees and Applebees.
The waitress asked, "So what brings you folks to Applebees tonight?" Dad answered, "Our car"
My brother's best friend isn't a dad yet, but he sure will be up there as a corny dad when he is... Years ago we went to Applebee's to celebrate my brother's 21st birthday. My brother's friend wasn't 21 yet. While they were standing at the bar, my brother orders a beer. Then his friend proceeds to do this:
Bartender- "What are you having?"
Brother's friend- "I'll have a beer....that'll be a root beer." ::winks at bartender and shoots his finger::
Bartender- ::SILENCE::
Cousin: chili is in South America, right? Uncle: Yeah, it's right next to applebees.
I work as a server at a large chain restaurant (Applebee's), and got an old man at one of my tables tonight.
Old guy: I'll take a salad, Caesar.
Me: You can just call me Jeff
He grinned for about 10 seconds before chuckling, and I even got his wife and granddaughter laughing with it. Mission accomplished.
My dad, mom, and I were eating at Applebee's the other night. My dad ordered his steak medium rare but when he cut into it he noticed it was very rare. The waitress took it back and a few minutes later the manager comes out with a new steak. My dad cuts into it.
The manager proceeds to ask "How'd it come out?" My dad's reply: "I won't know until later."
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.