A list of puns related to "Apple News"
It's called AniMate
But theyβre having trouble installing windows.
....is guaranteed to sync.
The iRoll
Edit: thank you kind strangers for the awards! I told my wife we've struck gold and she immediately upgraded to the newest iRoll v2 software!!!
Theyβre going to call it the iAye
iWood
It's called the apple Ο
iRate.
... they are calling it the iKia
"No Siri Bob"
Its called the iHurt
Now that's grandstanding.
Its called the iLid
I canβt stand it!
Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.
Waitress: Hiya honβ, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?
Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!
Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .
Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.
I can't stand it!
Its called the iRoll with a companion download for adults called the Groan app.
He bought one, but he still can't stand it.
It's called the iSpy
Itβs called the Ikia.
(My dad just sprung this on me and god dang it its not bad. Sorry if itβs a repost, but I hope not)
They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.
You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.
>i'm ^sorry ^^i'll ^^^show ^^^^myself ^^^^^out
there is no Esc.
It was pro-Bono.
"Hey did you know that they are covering apples in jolly ranchers now instead of caramel." "No I had no idea" "Yeah I thinks it's pretty sweet."
But they were having trouble installing windows.
Its called the iHurt.
Itβs guaranteed to sync.
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