3 out of 4 people suffer from anal itch

Does this mean 1 in 4 enjoy it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElectricCow15
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDJ007
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Disappointing Anal Sex

It is a bummer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatShanksguy09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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I’m thinking about calling in sick tomorrow with anal glaucoma

Because I can’t see my ass working

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlPal1132
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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After years of begging, my wife and I tried anal for the first time!

It was a little weird at first, but once she got used to the strap-on, it was everything I ever pegged it to be.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Are you into "anal?"

Oh, anything butt!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miami_Vice-Grip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2017
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Was going to invest in an anal bead company...

Decided it was a shitty investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skeptisage
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What is the difference between oral and anal sex?

Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your hole weak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarejohn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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I got my wife pregnant having anal sex.

I'm afraid our baby is going to be a real piece of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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I got an anal prolapse today.

I'm pretty bummed out about that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarriorsDawn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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In Ideological and physical thinking, being anal rentitive and not giving a shit both mean the same thing in two different realms.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shum_Dit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I called in today and told my boss I had anal glaucoma

I couldn’t see my butt going into work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joyoutzy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I have a bad case of Anal glaucoma.

Because i can't see my ass coming to work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFancii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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Do you think the person who coined the word 'artisanal' did it because it accurately describes the "art is anal"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaerin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Me and my girlfriend just tried anal

But that shit fucking hurts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wrekt_Em
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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I got fired because I told my boss I had anal blindness

I told them I don't see my ass coming to work todah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clyde_Died
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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