Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A nurse looks in her pocket, and finds a rectal thermometer.
She says, in exasperation, “some arsehole’s got my pen.”
Dude, I just came back from the doctors! He said I have rectal necrosis!
What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Kindly stolen from my friend who is an ER doc.
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
The new Coronavirus rectal thermometer...
Is a real pain in the ass
My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said “Doctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!”
He replied, “Dammit! Some asshole’s got my pen!”
I’m an ER nurse and I just found a rectal thermometer in my pocket.
Some asshole’s got my pen!
A doctor pulls out his rectal thermomete, and says...
Damn some asshole has my pen.
Who took the nurse's rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
This is one of my dad’s favorite jokes to tell, he passed away two years ago, miss you a lot dad!
I called out sick today. I told them I had rectal glaucoma.
I couldn’t see my ass going to work.
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
“Some asshole has my pen.”
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
What’s the difference between a rectal and, a oral thermometer?
What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks
"Some asshole has my pen"
What is the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
Why did the doctor pull a rectal thermometer out of their pocket?
Some asshole has their pen.
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket
Sighs, and says "Crap, some asshole has my pen."
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular one?
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer, and a rectal thermometer?
How do you tell a rectal thermometer from an oral thermometer?
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