amateur puns
See that farmer? A man outstanding in his field.
No matter how hard I study farming and angles, Iβm doomed to be an amateur.
Iβll never be a protractor.
An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
As an amateur stargazer, my favourite type has to be the white dwarf.
Peter Dinklage is my all time number 1.
Why do amateur tailors need therapy?
Because they've sewn terrible things
An amateur Irish Electrician
Green to Earth
Brown to Live
Blue to Bits
I'm an amateur executioner...
I know it's shocking, but it may take me time to get the hang of it.
How is an amateur singer like someone carrying a basket of eggs?
They both Carry-Yolk-Ee
Why was the amateur poet disqualified from the writing contest?
The contest was for prose only.
Before Reddit, what have been the place to keep your amateur jokes in?
Paper bin.
What's the difference between a group of journalists and an amateur poetry contest?
One has more prose.
My father was a U-boat captain and amateur philosopher. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenβ¦
What type of goat that has floppy ears and becomes an amateur on using the internet?
a Nubian
Anything except MS Paint is for amateurs.
A friend called me an amateur (jokingly) for shutting off the power before working on a broken outlet.
I told him if he wanted to muck around with a 80amp 2.4Kw 120volt dimmer while it was hot, more power to him.
(I work in a theater)
I heard an amateur cultist try to summon Cthulhu...
...but I don't think he R'lyeh knew what he was fhtagn about.
