What kind of music do aluminum cans play?

Heavy Metal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VagariTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I had to stop crushing aluminum cans for recycling.

It was soda pressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A coworker tried fitting an aluminum can into the paper slot of a recycling bin, and it got stuck.

I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl350rg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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I take two aluminum cans...

And put them behind my back. What kind of bird am I holding? A toucan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AttaxWithImpunity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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Discussing how thick aluminum cans are.

Dad: Did you know the aluminum in soda cans is thinner than a hair? Or wait, maybe it's thinner than paper.

Me: Which one is thinner?

Dad: Paper must be thinner. You get paper cuts all the time, but how often do you get hair cuts?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edgefactor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2013
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My friend and I often have pun wars. One of us runs up to the other and says a word that we have to make puns about until somebody runs out of ideas.

I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, β€œAluminum!” I responded, β€œCan it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MariahYM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Aluminum cans for burned children is a charity that recycles cans and the proceeds go towards helping burn victims. It still active but not at the level it used to be that I remember in the mid/late 80s. Every time we saw or heard one of their commercials my dad would say "I wonder how many aluminum cans I would need to get a burned child "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Generic_Cleric
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Went to go help my dad throw out cans and bottles into the trash can.

Dad: You need to throw away the aluminum cans into a separate trash can instead of the recycling bin.

Me: Why?

Dad: Because that’s your college fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisH100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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