Cars ain't rocket.
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Hit this and you ain't rushin' for hours.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elculebra98
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Ain’t nothing but a heart break
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punk_Rasputin
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I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I ain't no fortunate one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain-Skipper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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It ain't easy being purr-fect
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."

"...date it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Well she ain't wrong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alhamzzza
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I ain't taking no shade on this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Tell me whyyy, ain't nothin' but a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kylebnjmnross
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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He ain’t mine!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lliH-knaH
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Yep. Ain't that right?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I ain’t sayin she a gold digger

but she did migrate to California in 1849.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Now ain't that a punny treead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha_Daz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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If you ain't punny, you can't be my honey.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FabioInMyBed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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They ain't very bright
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa_papito
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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This had been posted before ain't it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldenfboy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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The title ain’t lion gfycat.com/willingsombera…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepherder226
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Ice Cube ain't playing around!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I've got 99 seashells but a conch ain't one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dynendal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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A rope a walks into a bar and the bartender points to a sign, says "Can't you read?! No Ropes allowed". The rope leaves the bar, ties himself into a bow and messes up his hair and walks back in. The bartender says, " ain't you that rope again"?! The rope replies, "Nope, I'm a frayed not"!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodboyBill
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2015
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It ain’t no lie...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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All this mapping I gotta do, I ain’t havin Nunavut
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandymarieblack
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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I ain't racist. In fact I like all kinds of races

Nascar, motocross, formula one, and drag racing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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It's time to do laundry when ain't got drawers in your drawers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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The AG ain't thinking straight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HustleUncaged
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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Summer : "I ain't done yet"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butt2nut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Hopalong Happychopper walks into the saloon and the bartender says, "Howdy stranger, ain't seen you in these parts, so you must be here to watch the hanging!" Hopalong looks the bartender menacingly in the eyes and replies, "Nope, but seeing we're talking, who are you hanging?"

The bartender responds, "Well, ain't you heard cowboy, we gonna string up Brown Paper Rattler mighty high, even the angels are gonna hear his neck break!"

Hopalong asks, "Why they call him Brown Paper Rattler?"

The bartender chuckles, "Why, old Rattler wears a brown paper Stetson, a brown paper waistcoat and even right down to brown paper socks."

Puzzled, Hopalong then asks, "So why you hanging him?"

...and the bartender replies, "For rustling."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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When the leaves are falling, the setting sun casts shadows across the hills, and a warm breeze blows, ain't that just...

...awetumn?

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"They still ain't caught that indian yet, huh?" - my dad everytime he sees this sign [pic]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KittenCalendar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2013
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This ain't my first Rodeo...

https://i.imgur.com/kAHzii0_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeNppa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Ain't it the truth

I tried to piss with a boner. It was hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdmiralHuffington
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2012
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Day ain't the best donuts... imgur.com/sKb9i9i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardywi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2013
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Got my girlfriend today. And i ain't even a dad.

She came over to my house for a bit tonight and were getting kinda frisky. Her glasses fell off the top of her head and got tangled in her hair and we had to stop to get them out. When she finally did, she said "Sorry my hairs a little knotty." Without skipping a beat i said "I love it when you're 'knotty'." Que the end of frisky times. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HighFlyinMerc09
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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My grammer ain't no good...

...but my grandpa's fine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itisnti
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2013
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Now I ain't sayin she a gold digger....

But she did move to California in 1847!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokeysrevenge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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I told Bill Withers, β€œAin’t No Sunshine is a double negative. That’s bad grammar.”

He said, β€œI know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewyouevenlift
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