A list of puns related to "Adventism"
He got 25 days!
It feels like their days are numbered.
Because it's the most punderful time of the year!
Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf
because you know their days are numbered.
There is only 3 days till Xmas.
Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!
Did water vaporate?
Foiled again.
Cause they can't decide who's responsible for opening the doors.
Because they keep breaking on through to the other side
Dad: I'm gonna get a Oscar Pistorious Advent Calendar, because there's a shot behind every door.
God my Dads jokes get worse and worse... :P
The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"
They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.
One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.
I need your best/worst cracker jokes for a groanworthy advent calendar I'm making last minute.
Help!
I was munching down on chocolate from my advent calendar, having forgotten to eat the previous couple day's pieces. My mom notices and says:
"Is this your way of saying youre too old for advent calendars?" (I'm eighteen)
"No, Im just bad with dates."
My dad speaks up:
"Is that why youre single?" Then laughs together with my mom.
Talking about Christmas, and advent calendars. Then my work colleague comes up with this incredibly cheesy line:
"I think advent calendars aren't as popular in this country nowadays. maybe they are past their time and their days are numbered!"
....there's only 3 days left till Xmas
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