Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear what happened to the man who stole the advent calendar?

He got 25 days!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I really don't see much future for Advent Calendars

It feels like their days are numbered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_fury_2000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why is christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke filled advent calendar?

Because it's the most punderful time of the year!

Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year...

because you know their days are numbered.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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According to my chocolate advent calender....

There is only 3 days till Xmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Before the advent of the Internet

Did water vaporate?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I couldn't get the chocolates out of my advent calender today

Foiled again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiiiiitchC
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Why aren't Southern Rail employees getting advent calendars this Christmas?

Cause they can't decide who's responsible for opening the doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Why should you never buy The Doors themed advent Calender's?

Because they keep breaking on through to the other side

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrible_Paulsy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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I made an Advent colander
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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshpickles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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So my Dad told me about the advent calendar he is going to get...

Dad: I'm gonna get a Oscar Pistorious Advent Calendar, because there's a shot behind every door.

God my Dads jokes get worse and worse... :P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamertroid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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Just came home to find all my doors and windows open, everything's gone!

Who would do that to another person's Advent Calendar?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flabbergash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Nearly all the funniest jokes at Edinburgh Fringe is dad jokes

The winner and the 9 runner ups: "I keep randomly shouting out 'Broccoli' and 'Cauliflower' - I think I might have florets"

  • "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott
  • "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones
  • "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert
  • "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith
  • "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith
  • "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff
  • "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford
  • "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons
  • "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Fantastic pun from Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

They were discussing an advent calendar which had angered people because the part of Baby Jesus was played by a sausage.

One of the panelists, I think Mo Rocca, quipped that people were frank-incensed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Christmas Cracker Jokes NEEDED

I need your best/worst cracker jokes for a groanworthy advent calendar I'm making last minute.

Help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genericonlychild
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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3 calendars with 24 chocolates walk into a bar, order drinks, and leave.

Afterwards, the bar was pretty un-adventful.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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A dad joke for the holidays.

I was munching down on chocolate from my advent calendar, having forgotten to eat the previous couple day's pieces. My mom notices and says:

"Is this your way of saying youre too old for advent calendars?" (I'm eighteen)

"No, Im just bad with dates."

My dad speaks up:

"Is that why youre single?" Then laughs together with my mom.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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Not my dad, or a dad at all, but still...

Talking about Christmas, and advent calendars. Then my work colleague comes up with this incredibly cheesy line:

"I think advent calendars aren't as popular in this country nowadays. maybe they are past their time and their days are numbered!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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According to my chocolate advent calendar...

....there's only 3 days left till Xmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I shan’t be buying an Advent Calendar this year. Their days are numbered
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Advent Calendars. Their days are numbered
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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