My wife doesn't like windows
Their counterpart, however, she adoors
I know I tell a lot of knock knock jokes
But I just adoor them.
My girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't stop pointing out random exits and entrances.
I said: "There's the door."
Having a way to get into your house is key
Home Improvement
Adding new fixtures to the doors in my house has really helped me get a handle on things
Pun
What does a door says to the other door on a date
You are adoorable
This joke was so funny I couldn't handle it
Yesterday a Clown hold the door for me.
It was a nice jester!
What did the window say to the door?
I adoor your posture.
My wife opened the car door for me for the first time
it would have been nice if we weren't going 70mph.
What did one door say to the other door on the first date?
"You look adoorable"
Friend pulled a nice one
My friend left to get something, and said "watch the door" Other friend replies "is it going anywhere?"
It may seem weird, but I have a strong bond to household furniture.
I aDOOR it.
When people hold the door open for me
I think it's adoorable.
I work at a door factory. I will be leaving employment there on Tuesday. I need them to "love me" I need puns stat!
Sorry, but all I have is, I need ADOORable puns.
Thank you guys, keep it coming!
