I'm just going to leave it here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckkkofff
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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acoustics. Credit to original poster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slendyboii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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An English lady, while vacationing in Switzerland, fell in love with a small town and the surrounding countryside.

She asked the pastor of a local church if he knew of any houses with rooms to rent that were close to town, but out in the country. The pastor kindly drove her out to see a house with a room to rent. She loved the house and decided to rent the room. Then, the lady returned to her home in England to make her final preparations to move to Switzerland.

When she arrived back home, the thought occurred to her that she had not seen a β€œW.C.” in the room or even down the hall. (A W.C. is short for β€œwater closet” and is what the English call a toilet.) So she immediately emailed the pastor to ask him where the β€œW.C.” is located.

The Swiss pastor had never heard of a β€œW.C.,” and so he Googled the abbreviation and found an article titled β€œWayside Chapels.” Thinking that the English lady was asking about a country church to attend near her new home, the pastor responded as follows:

Ms. Smith,

I look forward to your move. Regarding your question about the location of the W.C., the closest W.C. is situated only two miles from the room you have rented, in the center of a beautiful grove of pine trees. The W.C. has aΒ maximum occupancy of 229 people, but not that many people usually go on weekdays. I suggest youΒ plan to go on Thursday evenings when there is a sing-along. The acoustics are remarkable and the happy sounds of so many people echo throughout the W.C.

Sunday mornings are extremely crowded. The locals tend to arrive early and many bring their lunches to make a day of it. Those who arrive just in time can usually be squeezed into the W.C. before things start, but not always. Best to go early if you can!

It may interest you to know that my own daughter was married in the W.C. and it was there that she met her husband. I remember how everyone crowded in to sit close to the bride and groom. There were two people to a seat ordinarily occupied by one, but our friends and family were happy to share. Β I will admit that my wife and I felt particularly relieved when it was over. We were truly wiped out.

Because of my responsibilities in town, I can’t go as often as I used to. In fact, I haven’t been in well over a year. I can tell you I really miss regularly going to the W.C. Let’s plan on going together for your first visit. I can reserve us seats where you will be seen by all.

Sincerely,

Pastor Kurt Meier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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"What do you call one of those mini burps that never really gets enough acoustic momentum to become a full resounding rip?"

"A Son of a Belch"

Thought it up yesterday! Hopefully it's original.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosReignsAll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Acoustic child
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeast_Of_Hatred
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Why do my university lecture theatres have all this blank artwork on the walls?

Link.

It's baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktisis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2017
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This happened recently. Was hiking with a friend in a canyon with good acoustics, when he shouted about a good price he got on his new sleeping bag.

When I asked him why he shouted that, he said he wanted to share 'echo-nomical.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Hey dad, my electric toothbrush is broken!

No son, it's just gone acoustic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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TIL: There is a tiny region in Qatar that is yet to be electrified.

It’s called acoustic Qatar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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My dad just wants my brother to cut the grass.

http://i.imgur.com/fG7lAT2.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinjamesfan69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
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I really like Medical Physics

Ultrasonography is off the rayls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondMinah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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What do you have when you take over a dictatorship with just sticks?

Acoustics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelB572
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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Went to the hardware store and bought some peg board.

The bearded salesman said "There's no discount for the holes." I mentioned that I used to operate the machine that drilled holes in acoustic tiles. He said "I bet that was a boring job". He was in full dad mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Time_for_a_cuppa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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Dadjoked my musical friend today.

Friend sent me a message this morning while she was out looking at guitars.

Friend: Oh my god, I love Guitar Center.

Me: Yeah I hear that place has pretty great acoustics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jartcon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2014
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