A list of puns related to "Acer saccharum"
Or are they too different of species to be successful (even though they are from acer family).
I need help identifying this tree. I think it is Acer saccharum (Sugar Maple) but not entirely sure. I'm located in southern Wisconsin, this tree in particular is next to a road, with plenty of sunlight, and has been recently competing with some boxelder.
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The scientific names are in the question but in case I got them wrong, do the maple trees that grow in Kashmir (referred to as Chinar) produce maple syrup like their look alikes in Canada?
Many plants in the wilderness can provide the needed sugar that can sustain a survival diet. In our country, it was the Native Americans that used such plants extensively, and with the arrival of the first settlers, some of these plants become very popular.
They remained popular through the years, and nowadays, they are sold commercially.
Many of the plants you can find in the wilderness secrete a sweet sap that humans have learned to boil down to turn it into syrup or sugar. Even more, certain plants exude a gummy substance you can chew on to satisfy your sweet tooth. This was a common practice back in the days of the first pioneers.
Check out the following sugar and gum plants:
Vine found growing in a Sugar Maple (Acer saccharum) crotch near Caledon, Ontario, Canada. Pictures taken in early June. http://imgur.com/a/R6wmFAJ
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I havenβt found any answer to the above question online so I wanted to see if yβall had any input/knowledge on the subject:-) thank you!
Ingredients in Serum for reference: Aqua (Water), Propanediol, Vaccinium Myrtillus Fruit Extract, Polyacrylate Crosspolymer-6, Polysorbate 20, Phenoxyethanol, Heptyl Glucoside, Mannitol, Saccharum Officinarum (Sugar Cane) Extract, Sodium Hyaluronate, Microcrystalline Cellulose, Citrus Aurantium Dulcis (Orange) Fruit Extract, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Fruit Extract, Xanthan Gum, Melaleuca Alternifolia (Tea Tree) Leaf Oil, Hydroxypropyl Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Ethylhexylglycerin, Acer Saccharum (Sugar Maple) Extract, Hydroxypropyl Methylcellulose, Charcoal Powder, Vaccinium Macrocarpon (Cranberry) Fruit Powder, Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Lactic Acid, Algin, Magnesium Hydroxide, Tocopherol, Polyglycerin-10, Polyglyceryl-10 Myristate, Polyglyceryl-10 Stearate, Tricalcium Phosphate, Sodium Dehydroacetate, Citric Acid, Limonene, CI 77491 (Iron Oxides)
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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