The Quaranteens
He was practically inseparable from his pickaxe
I guess you could say she's a little... psycho
It just gives me the E B G B's
It’s non friction.
Accidentally played a major
It got irrationally angry
A Gin&Subtonic
Turns out caves are scary
I don’t know how she got that job, but there’s just something I really dig about overalls and headlamps!
That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.
A pedentist
It was a fraction of a fracking infraction.
Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".
My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.
My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"
My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.
"I was thinking about trying out a geography minor."
"Oh really? What makes you want to head in that direction." - Pun one she doesn't acknowledge
"I don't know I just find it interesting. I think I'd like to try human geography."
"Oh really? My cousin told me he took physical geography and said it rocks." - She pauses and stares at me with an unimpressed face, but reluctantly continues
"No I think people geography would be more my style."
"Ya I can see that. You're much more of a people person." - Her eyes flare as it's obvious shes holding back a bellowing guffaw
"We're done here."
The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."
