Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I dated a minor once

He was practically inseparable from his pickaxe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1tchy_mitchy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My wife has a minor in psychology

I guess you could say she's a little... psycho

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I don't like music in the key of E minor

It gives me a case of the E G B Gs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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E minor is a really spooky chord.

It just gives me the E B G B's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JorWat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.

It’s non friction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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No, You're a Minor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxTrot2712
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I had a minor accident at the practice

Accidentally played a major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alex_Schemman
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What happened when pi had a minor inconvenience?

It got irrationally angry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAshInTrash
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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A G walks into a bar in A minor and orders

A Gin&Subtonic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jannehirsimaki
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Chopin's Prelude in E-Minor is so great! And this pun too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrobin111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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A minor inconvenience
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchipelagoMind
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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True story: My SO and I got into an minor argument while laying in bed last night. I jokingly exclaimed β€œomg, I literally cannot stand you!”

To which he replied, β€œgood thing you’re laying down”. Ugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zestylemonn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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A minor inconvenience
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealLameUserName
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I was the solo support act for minor local rock group, 'Nothing'. My set went terribly. I was out of tune, really nervous, the equipment was failing too. The crowd began to boo and leave in droves.

I said, "you ain't seen Nothing yet!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My Math Professor takes days off from work by faking minor injuries.

I shouldn’t have taken a class with Dr. Fibin Ouchie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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I had relations with a minor last night

Turns out caves are scary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottie2thottie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My wife was very upset when I told her I had sex with a minor when I was in college.

I don’t know how she got that job, but there’s just something I really dig about overalls and headlamps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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If a non-college teacher has sexual relations with a student, then they pursued a minor in education.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morighant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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What did the under water golfer with minor scraps and burns yell?

Aquaphor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovande
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton

That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Me and my dyslexics friends when a video is forbidden to minors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ne0politan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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What do you call a practitioner who only makes minor corrections to your teeth?

A pedentist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extendedlead
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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An oil company got in trouble for a minor offense...

It was a fraction of a fracking infraction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArmyOfMemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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Youtuber Jake Paul is most known among teenage girls. One might say he's a minor celebrity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silentpl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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[rule changes and minor update on spam filter]

First and foremost, I've decided to add a rule 7. Please, for the love of God, have the slightest bit of creativity and do not put the punchline of the joke in the title. The reasoning being as follows.

Most importantly, putting the punchline in the title ruins the joke, unless it is a one liner!
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Secondarily, this is a puns subreddit dedicated to wordplay, if you lack the creativity to restate something in a humorous way rather than regurgitating the punchline as the header, perhaps this isn't the subreddit for you...


#Secondarily,


I've made a few minor spam filter tweaks. Your post will be caught in the spam filter if:

  1. Your account has less than +3 combined comment and link karma.
  2. Your account is less than 7 days old.

What will happen if your post is filtered is it will automatically go into the spam queue, and I'll try to have it unfiltered in the span of a couple of minutes/hours, but sometimes I do sleep so sadly it may take longer.

My post isn't appearing! How do I fix it?

If your post is not appearing and it has not violated any of the rules, feel free to drop us a mod message and I'll get a mobile notification within 30 minutes or so of the post removal, putting it on the fast track to being restored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Minor joke

In the car with my brother and parents, heading out to a restaurant. Brother brings up a ski trip we're going on...

Brother: "I'm probably going to take it easy for the first day or two. Ski a couple blue squares, just do some minor things-"

Dad: "Dig for gold?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xMrChuckles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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Dad at a minor league hockey game

Dad and I walk into minor hockey league stadium. He sees the Chuck-A-Puck booth, stops me and say "if we move up to the big leagues they'll change the name to Charles-A-Puck".

My brain couldn't decide if I should laugh or just roll my eyes so I did neither and just stared blankly. It did not phase him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_mastubatorium
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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At job orientation: "Are there any minors here?"

"No, i think we're all cashiers here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SultanRony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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Minors

We were talking about college.

Brother: I'm thinking about minoring in music.
Uncle: I used to know a couple minors down in Kentucky. They were always stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chunky-Bunker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2014
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When my dad had a minor heart attack...

My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"

My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v3n0mat3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2013
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My gf was thinking about taking a minor in geography. I was knocking them out of the park.

"I was thinking about trying out a geography minor."

"Oh really? What makes you want to head in that direction." - Pun one she doesn't acknowledge

"I don't know I just find it interesting. I think I'd like to try human geography."

"Oh really? My cousin told me he took physical geography and said it rocks." - She pauses and stares at me with an unimpressed face, but reluctantly continues

"No I think people geography would be more my style."

"Ya I can see that. You're much more of a people person." - Her eyes flare as it's obvious shes holding back a bellowing guffaw

"We're done here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RepostFrom4chan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2014
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At a minor league basketball game with my friend and his dad

The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflyingbanana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2013
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I hate the key E minor.

It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I hate the key of E minor.

It gives me the E-B-G-Bs.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I am scared of E minor.

It gives me the E B G Bs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshers2005
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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