I'm trying to put together a top level Hide-N-Seek team. The problem is....

good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Beaulieu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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In Hawaii, due to noise complaints, they've passed a new law - that you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel level.

It's crazy. Now you can only use a low ha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damagednoob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2021
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I like a certain level of spice in my oatmeal…

It has to meet a cinnaminimum.

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I’ve reached a level of Dad where I don’t even have to say anything to annoy my family with my dad jokes: I’m driving with my wife and kids in the country. We see a sign that says β€œSoft Shoulders”….

Without saying a word I squeeze my wife’s arm.

She rolls her eyes and says β€œI knew you were going to make a soft shoulder joke - you’re so predictable”

I said β€œWell, I wasn’t going to say anything but you have lost a bit of definition….”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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Mounted some shelves today and each pair came with a full set of mounting equipment. This was just funny on multiple levels.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ookitarepanda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2021
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They communicate in a higher level of language

https://preview.redd.it/i9i9g4vchab71.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15c48925f46670fcabf9d98151f060866f9c6ca3

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unhappy_Clue_1978
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2021
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This one’s on a whole new level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buildingwithclay
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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A new level.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gregorybrad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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He can cast at a 4th grade level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ha-Ka-Tu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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But keep a level head
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shutupandrow425
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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We have a decent sized backyard and I wanted the kids to experience hide and seek at a new level. I hired a carpenter and puzzle author to set up some walls and let me tell you, what they did...

was a mazing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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A comprehensive guide to take your Dad joke to the next level...

Tell it upstairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanmeanttosay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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A whole new level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Python119
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Walking around the mall with my daughter and we decided to go down a level. She expressed disappointment the elevator was broken,

I told her, " The escalator is just like an elevator but with extra steps."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Training-Brick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alkaath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A

it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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With the global warming raising the sea level, it is only a question of time for England to become Engsea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthieunc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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A multi-level pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I tried to quell a disagreement between me and my girlfriend in the shopping mall. But by the time we got to the second level we were shouting at each other.

In retrospect we shouldn’t have been on that escalator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sellwinerugs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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This Is A Paid advertisement: Have a home project you’re working on? For a limited time, Lowes Home Improvement is now selling Levels 2 for the price of 1!

Multi-level marketing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Its punning on a whole new level.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect!

They have been stepped on for far too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_German_Memer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! πŸ”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmElleGee31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?

The Briner Leagues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/du_bekar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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This takes "Puff Puff Pass" to a whole new level! And that's my effort a t a weak pun...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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If you shit on an elevator, you are taking shit to a whole new level.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaRealBinLaden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bored-biker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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A Whole new level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackhawk9162
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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This doodle is on a hole 'nother level!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-Llo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?

A weed whacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanthemute
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I am helping a gold-medal winning sprinter acheive the highest level of spiritual awareness.

...I feel like The Flash, because I too, am enlightening Bolt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Whenever I find a difficult level on a game I give up and go search for a walkthrough in order to clear it.

I really should get past this phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FramDzi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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I relate to this on a spirit level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Girthquakenz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kurn_Worf
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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I know a guy who sells chairs designed for use in waiting rooms. He has a very high-level position.

He's the chair man of the bored.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wdn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Google's street view cars have taken *car*tography to a whole new level.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Brings carpooling to a new level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt15A
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.

She told me to look below C level.

(oc)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maraudershake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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This is a poster that hangs in my college level chemistry lab imgur.com/ntySpF0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/compasrc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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I was at the hardware store with my daughter. She of course knocked over a level.

I told her to level with me about what she did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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what level is a psychic

Medium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpdooley6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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If David Guetta reached his level of fame by raising himself by the bootstraps, does that make him a go-Guetta?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perse95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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What happens when a town is below sea level?

It's D level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twisted_Jibblets
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Is it safe to say that all elevator music is on a whole other level??
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