Why don't this year's 9th grade high school students need glasses?

Because they are the class of 2020

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📅︎ Sep 20 2016
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English Teacher whips out sick Dad Joke

We were talking about senior superlatives and one category was most changed since 9th grade.

My friend: I should get that, I've grown 2 feet since 9th grade

Teacher: What did you have before? 2 stumps?

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👤︎ u/Tortankum
📅︎ May 01 2014
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Double dad joke in Global class

I was teaching a review lesson on the Aztecs to my 9th grade global students. We were covering chinampas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinampa) and I decided to lighten the mood by saying "considering the technology they had at the time, chinampas are pretty a-maize-ing. Sorry that was a corny joke." Didn't get a single laugh.

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👤︎ u/charty37
📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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