A list of puns related to "Year Ten"
When a chap in a van pulls up gets out and says there is a new leather sette and a leather chair in the van you can have it free of charge.
We decided to take it to our house. I told my dad expecting him to be pleased. Instead he came over and clipped my ear with the back of his hand.
Crying i said what was that for. My dad said How many times do i have to tell you. DONT TAKE SUITES OFF STRANGERS!
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
To which I said, “That doesn’t make cents.”
All three said no.
"Sense us."
What happens when you can't cough?
You're coughstipated.
I just couldn't part with it.
I read that somewhere.
A cantaconda
That's why I'm still carrying around these huge daddy-shoes.
What do you call candy that has been stolen?
Hot chocolate!
After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."
Me:"Pop, can you make me a hot dog?" Pop:"Poof, you're a hotdog."
I drive wrecklessly.
He sat me down the other day and asked why a watch?
“I guess it’s just been something to pass the time”
... Finally the sheep yells, stop horsing around, I’m trying to sheep. - Love this kid.
It's his birthday.
"Dad, make me a sandwich!"
"Okay, POOF! You're a sandwich!"
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