Sixth grade Puns

A list of puns related to "Sixth grade"

What state in the US drinks the smallest cans of soda?

Minnesota.

Yeah.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Dad: Son, I’ll never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.

It was my sixth grade American history class.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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I hope this wasn't too inappropriate

I was getting ready to leave the house and my daughter wanted a ride somewhere and was taking her sweet ass time. I told her, "this trains a leavin', Hurriet Upman." She's in the sixth grade, so I don't think they've taught her about the underground railroad yet, but I lost my shit. Damn, I love being a dad.

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👤︎ u/I_SHOT_CHENEYS_HOMIE
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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I was a bit of a pretty boy in middle school

In sixth grade I was (for whatever reason) combing my hair before going to sleep, probably checking myself out.

My dad must have noticed this while walking by my room and didn't miss a beat.

"Hey blessedmitch, I bet I know why you're combing your hair before bed." "Why?" "Because you're trying to leave a good impression on your pillow."

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👤︎ u/blessedmitch
📅︎ Aug 16 2014
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