School Education Puns

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

It was called Dungeons and Dragons.

Ok this requires a bit of context. In Norwegian, shark translates to hai. The answer is therefore:

Sharks go to Hai-Schools!

This is quite a classic, in norwegian, but as we don’t call groups of fish schools, i found this joke works for both languages! Hope you enjoyed!

Using this image, can you give me a good catch phrase that is punny using around 7 letters or fewer, and having something to do with taxes, finance, helping people. The t-shirt is for a volunteer group at a law school that helps indigent people file taxes and participates in community education and advocacy in the area of financial literacy.

Thanks for all of your help!

... and students have to walk up the stairs to get to school.

Now, would you say that it's a place of 'higher education' ??

Friday ... remembering my first time

We had sex education at school,

and were shown various films on the subject.

One I especially remember was the 'how to put on a condom'.

So when the time came,

and I was in the position to try out what I learned at school,

I took the condom and followed the instructions from the video.

All was going well, when she said

'So, now what do we do with the banana ??'

When I was in high school, I babysat 2 boys (who at the time of this story, were aged 7 and 10) for some extra cash. One day I was eating dinner with the family when the younger brother said that he couldn't wait to be in the fourth grade like his older brother.

"It's not that great," said the older one. "Once you're in the fourth grade, you have to read a bunch of books for a summer reading log and write a report on one." (In my county, there are mandatory summer assignments, the most common ones are English assignments.)

Their dad said, "Summer projects are good! They help stimulate your brain over the summer! If you don't brush up on your education for those three months, you could lose all of your smartness and never get it back!"

Older brother: "Yeah right. And how did you find that out?"

Me: "Well, they do say that firsthand experience is the best way to learn."

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”