A list of puns related to "5 Card Draw"
To start, I’m a pretty big dude and sweat easily. At home, I have a big tower fan aimed at me 24/7. My wife hates the fan and it’s often a topic of “discussion”.
This morning, my wife gave me the heads up that my 7 yo son’s card was all his idea.
The card he made had a very detailed drawing of my tower fan on the front. I looked at it confusedly and opened it up to read:
“Dad, you are FANtastic!”
Best Father’s Day ever.
Me: Go ahead and draw seven cards.
Dad: Okay, can you give me a pencil?
Me: What for?
Dad: To draw seven cards.
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