29 Hilarious Two Pair Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/cosh1990

📅︎ Nov 02 2020

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If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants

In case you get a hole in one

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👤︎ u/Shalopalop

📅︎ Aug 07 2020

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Why does an ambulance have two seats up front? 🚑 For the Pair Of Medics

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👤︎ u/Inquivious

📅︎ Mar 18 2020

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Don’t go to Chernobyl without wearing two pairs of underwear.

Or else, Chernobyl Fallout.

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👤︎ u/_SquidYT

📅︎ Feb 13 2020

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Wife: could you grab a pear or two while you’re out? Dad: Pair of what?

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👤︎ u/perspicaciousguy

📅︎ Jul 20 2018

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Have you ever seen a pair of jeans with two zippers?

They look just like normal jeans, just extra fly.

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👤︎ u/Gormtex

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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Why do intersections have two pairs of two traffic lights?

Because they are fourwarnings

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👤︎ u/falloonalan

📅︎ Jun 01 2016

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I tried on two pair of trousers in the store imgur.com/mwSNwP7

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👤︎ u/AbsentmindedAsshole

📅︎ May 10 2014

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks ?

In case they get a hole in one !

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut

📅︎ Sep 07 2020

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/SyncingShiip

📅︎ Jul 08 2020

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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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👤︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks

📅︎ Jan 06 2020

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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ Jun 11 2020

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I wear two pairs of pants when I play golf

Just in case I get a hole in one

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👤︎ u/ootz1986

📅︎ Mar 19 2020

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/Guyshu

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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You should always wear two pairs of pants when golfing

In case you get a hole in one!

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👤︎ u/AllDaveAllNight

📅︎ Oct 25 2019

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants

In case they get a hole in one

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👤︎ u/MyBreadWet

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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I always take two pairs of trousers with me when I play golf.

Just in case I get a hole in one

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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Why do golfers were two pairs of pants...

In case they get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/LucianoMercuri__

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf tournament?

In case he gets a hole in one!

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👤︎ u/megyamn

📅︎ May 26 2019

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Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Mar 20 2019

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/big_macaroons

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/MJ23isgod

📅︎ Sep 20 2018

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/galluzzom16

📅︎ Oct 25 2018

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks?

In case they get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/MetaNephric

📅︎ Nov 24 2017

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one

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👤︎ u/Something_Syck

📅︎ Nov 24 2015

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If you ever go golfing, make sure to wear two pairs of pants.

In case you get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/Uscjusto

📅︎ Jun 02 2017

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Why do I wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

In case I get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/KaboomBaby4

📅︎ Dec 03 2016

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Every time I go golfing I wear two pairs of pants.

Just in case I get a hole in one.

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👤︎ u/nocsyn

📅︎ Nov 24 2014

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It is important to always wear two pairs of pants when golfing...

Just in case you get a hole in one!

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👤︎ u/ilikebison

📅︎ Jul 01 2015

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