What starts with an E and ends with an E, but often only has one letter?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacca7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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Why don't cows wear flip flops?

They lactose.

Edit test.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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β€œWhat day is today, Adam?”

β€œFor the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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True story: We we’re driving in the car today when my five year old found an umbrella and opened it...

My wife yelled at him to close it immediately, as it wasn’t safe in a moving vehicle. I told her it wasn’t a big deal since both of our vehicles have umbrella insurance.

The kids didn’t get it but it elicited a nice groan from the wife, so I’m pretty sure it counts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Multilingual Dad Joke

Me: So what is this stuff, anyway?

Son: Soy ice cream.

Me: Hola, Ice Cream. Soy papΓ‘.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
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