It’s your typical Saab story.
2013: Didn’t jog
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn’t jog
2018: Didn’t jog
2019: Didn’t jog
2020: Still haven’t jogged
This is a running joke.
Back before the world was supposed to end on Dec. 21st, 2012 a friend, and employee, of my fathers was certain the world would end. He quit his job, built a bomb shelter, and stocked it with enough canned food and guns for years.
When the world didn't end he called up my dad all pissed off that he wasted all his money on this stuff and he didn't need it, and my dads response:
"Hey man, just relax, it's not the end of the world."
(In chronological order)
2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I walk in and my dad tells me to turn around, so I do. "Glad to see your back."
https://futurefarmerslivehere.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/img_6613.jpg
A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. My wife rolled her eyes and the kids didn't get it. I just laughed.
The quiz show round was to name famous people named 'Roger'. One of the clues was 'Swiss tennis layer who won 17 Grand Slam titles between 2003 and 2012'. The male contestant guessing the names was very camp and when he guessed the name my Dad commented "I bet he'd like to Roger Federer".
When I asked him about it, he said "everything that happens after December 21, 2012 is post-apocalyptic"
He sent me this back in 2012, and I only just re-discovered the screenshot.
"Why can't you ask a German how high his sunflower is?" "(oh god) Why?" "Cause he'll say, 'ZIS HIGH! http://emptysuit.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/504842c.jpg'"
2013: Didn’t jog
2014: Didn't jog
2015: Didn't jog
2016: Didn't jog
2017: Didn’t jog
2018: Didn’t jog
2019: Didn’t jog
2020: Still haven’t jogged
This is a running joke.
