1990 Puns

A list of puns related to "1990"

A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.

Let that sink in.

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👤︎ u/dinner_cat96
📅︎ May 28 2020
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I'm a time traveler, just arrived from 1990

It took me thirty years to get here.

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👤︎ u/CapstickWentHome
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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In honor of my father for Father’s Day, I’m going to tack you back to the 1990’s. This is rural southern America please read in southern accent.

Me: Daddy I’m thirsty!

My dad: Hi thirsty I’m Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.

I’m sure it’s not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.

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👤︎ u/kayl6
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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My friend used to have a job of working on the set of a 1990 horror miniseries...

He was an IT professional.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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What did the 1990s ask the 2000s?

Y, 2K?

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👤︎ u/madk3p
📅︎ Feb 16 2016
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Why did the mexican push his wife off a cliff?

tequila

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👤︎ u/unclemurv
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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How does a noob clean his house?

He scrubs it.

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👤︎ u/Mansheep_
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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Son, you know you're a true 90's kid...

...when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were born between 1990 and 1999.

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Dec 22 2016
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You know, I was named after Abraham Lincoln

He was named in 1809 and I was named in 1990

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👤︎ u/sethborders
📅︎ Nov 09 2013
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Easy money...

(circa 1990)

Dad: I'll give you ten dollars if you get me a beer.
Me: Seriously? Okay.. --go and get him a beer--
Dad: Alright, go get me one of your sisters dolls.
Me: What? Why?
Dad: Well do you want your ten doll hairs or not?

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👤︎ u/EmmEffer
📅︎ Jul 21 2014
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