1960 Puns

A list of puns related to "1960"

Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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👤︎ u/Konamicoder
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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What would happen if the US switched from lbs to kg overnight?

Mass confusion

Edit: fun fact, the US did legally change over a while back (I think 1960-80s but I didn’t fact check it bc I’m lazy) but no one cared or listened

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👤︎ u/onepassafist
📅︎ Oct 28 2022
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A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a drink...

The bartender responds, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

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👤︎ u/Terrible_Feature-532
📅︎ Aug 24 2022
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How many Apple enthusiasts does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They won't change it. They'll just buy a new house!

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👤︎ u/No-Low-8597
📅︎ Aug 18 2022
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I love melons so much I wanted to marry one

But the judge says we cant-elope

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👤︎ u/zbady20
📅︎ Jul 11 2022
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