1200 Puns

A list of puns related to "1200"

What do you call trash that has existed since 1200 BC?

Garb

Because it doesn't age

Idk if this exists already or not but I made it up

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👤︎ u/reddithomeofmemes
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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My local movie theatre got robbed tonight, and the thieves got away with just over $1200...

They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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If you eat a banana a day, 7 days a week, 1200 months in a row you will live to be 100
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👤︎ u/Turmolt
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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Told my dad it cost me $1200 to get my septic tank emptied

He said "no shit"

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👤︎ u/ICYURNVS86
📅︎ Feb 13 2016
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My wife bought me second hand watch for my birthday...

Anyway, better be going. The football starts in... 1200 seconds.

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👤︎ u/ErnestJWright
📅︎ Aug 15 2015
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My wife bought me a second hand watch in a sale today

Anyway, better get going. The football starts in... 1200 seconds.

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👤︎ u/ErnestJWright
📅︎ Dec 07 2015
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