Itβs his altar ego.
Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.
Doctor: Wow, thatβs very ORGAN-ized
They are more organ-ized
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
My wife and I were grocery shopping a few years ago.
I am 6'6", she is 5'1".
She couldn't find something and asked for help.
I found it on an 'upper' shelf.
She said she hadn't seen it, and I said it was past-eur-ized. She looked blank, then her face lit up, and laughed.
It is a situation we will always share.
now I'm a boss
He was really dis-organ-ized.
So they are organ-ized.
You Moist-ur-ize
It was tired of being a nobody.
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
A litre in their field.
You're tenor-izing meat.
I asked him, "Jim, your name isn't Collin. What's going on?"
He replied, "We're trying to Collin-ize the area."
(True story)
It gets organized.
I was with a friend in the mall, we wandered into one of those stores where they have cute Japan-ized versions of everything. We were looking at some overly cute plush round pillow-esque versions of Spongebob, Dora the Explorer, and Spiderman.
My friend picks up Dora the Explorer and says "Man, she's not supposed to be round, what is this?" I instantly came back with "Come on man, it's a-Dora-ball."
I was so proud I've been telling everyone and I figured you guys would appreciate it.
it really sym-bull-izes something.
They are trying to stable-ize me.
He was very Oregon-ized.
