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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hen_Zoid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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Why was Nazi-ism so infectious in the middle of Europe?

It was full of Germs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scoob1978
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Hipster-ism has come to Afghanistan

Or at least it seems that way - shepherds and farmers have been point to their wagons, saying 'totes ma-goats'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gwrgwir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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Not a traditional dad joke, but a dad-ism.

My dad answered a phone call from a telemarketer. "Hello? .... Get a real job." Click.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dsubandbeard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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Getting a head start on my dad-isms.

My girlfriend asked me why I had been only wearing one earring in for the past couple of days, as I have both of my ears pierced.

I shrugged and said, "Just in one ear, and out the other."

......She wasn't very impressed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TraceSmith27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Today, my pastor started talking to the drum set during his sermon.

Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midas_1988
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What religion is Lightning McQueen?

raceism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Macknificent101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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I won't let me daughter watch the Cars movies because of a certain recurring theme.

Race-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiDiddlyHoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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When writing an essay, make sure to 'sit' your sources...

...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vince_ebooks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What's the most romantic kind of literary allusion?

A you-for-me-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoozywaifu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Someone scuffed the paint of the vehicle that I carry my kids around in

I hate van-dull-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bebop0420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Whenever I say, "I'm cold"...

"Nice to meet you, Cold. I'm Mr. Adams."

Classic dad-ism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netfilx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2013
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What do you call eating only a little bit of someone at a time?

can-nibble-ism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magotchi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Its a race-something...got my GF good last night

My GF and I were driving to a restaurant and I needed to get gas. There was a gas station on the way but my GF couldnt think of the name.

GF: I think its called race-something.

Me: Hopefully its not ism

GF: Huh?

Me: Ism, hopefully its not racism

She laughed. She was thinking it would be a Racetrack but it ended up being a Sunoco.

I love dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexankh
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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