It was full of Germs
Or at least it seems that way - shepherds and farmers have been point to their wagons, saying 'totes ma-goats'.
My dad answered a phone call from a telemarketer. "Hello? .... Get a real job." Click.
My girlfriend asked me why I had been only wearing one earring in for the past couple of days, as I have both of my ears pierced.
I shrugged and said, "Just in one ear, and out the other."
......She wasn't very impressed...
Boy did I appreciate the cymbal-ism...
Race-ism
...or you'll get charged with pla-chair-ism
I hate van-dull-ism
"Nice to meet you, Cold. I'm Mr. Adams."
Classic dad-ism.
can-nibble-ism
My GF and I were driving to a restaurant and I needed to get gas. There was a gas station on the way but my GF couldnt think of the name.
GF: I think its called race-something.
Me: Hopefully its not ism
GF: Huh?
Me: Ism, hopefully its not racism
She laughed. She was thinking it would be a Racetrack but it ended up being a Sunoco.
I love dad jokes
