Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
"It looks kinda sketchy to me"
An avant-garde dog.
Teach a man art and you impoverish him for a lifetime.
It ended in a draw
As it turns out, it's a rather standard deviation.
...
Hopefully that term rings a bell.
He just couldn't see the big picture.
They are too deeply connected to pop culture.
It's called Toe-fu
It's called, "Mime and Punishment".
..... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
I prefer to draw my own conclusions.
first it was charcoal for the French girls,
then it was quill pens for the British birds,
but now it's all broad brushes back home in America,
it's all the same to me, really.
When we went to the art museum she said the chemistry wasn't there.
We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
That's where I draw the lime
The art of Flung-Poo
what the state of the art ?
You should see that Van go!
It draws your attention!
I drew the short straw
Krav MAGA
The vendors drew me in, but the rides were sketchy.
He had no Monet to buy Degas, to make the Van Gogh.
But all these pictures look like crap
/artisanal
“This doesn’t make cents.”
Kung Fuji
He was making his escape with numerous objets d'art on the back of his moped when the Gendarmes stopped him. They told him he would have been successful if he had a better get away vehicle.
To which the failed thief sadly replied, "I was baroque, I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Nobody, it was a draw.
