Give a man art and you enrich him for a day.

Teach a man art and you impoverish him for a lifetime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2022
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I collect large art paintings for long -term investment, but my blind friend doesn't understand why.

He just couldn't see the big picture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2022
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I wrote a 200,000 word novel about a French actor who is persecuted for his art.

It's called, "Mime and Punishment".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2022
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local Community College raised tuition for their art class

That's where I draw the lime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otzenfree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2022
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I have decided to make a subreddit for people who think art is excessively neat or precise.

/artisanal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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What martial art did the apple pick up for self-defense?

Kung Fuji

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2022
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I made this for a art class 6 years ago to show my understanding of foreground midground and background in a illustration.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpaceRonin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Did you hear about the baker who created a martial art for chefs?

It's pretty sweet.

He calls it "Cook-Kido".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clive23p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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For Fathers Day took him to the art gallery...

for an exhibition of artwork from both the "Da-da" and Pop Art movements.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uglypaperhaver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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So I recently entered the market for some grayscale art…

…it’s a very shady business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goaltendie38
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Daughter: For gym today we played basketball and for art we painted

Dad: who are Jim & Art?

Daughter: They’re CLASSES!

Dad: oh, like brothers? Jim and Art Class?

Daughter: Stares with the hatred of a thousand Gen Zs…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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For art class, my daughter made a tree sculpture with thin strips of aluminum.

It had nice foiliage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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Thought you all might enjoy the art I made for new ears eve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/duskyfoxer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I was going to get a tattoo in Madrid, but the tattoo artist I wanted to go to got in trouble for making some anti government tattoo art, which was quite a surprise

No one expects the Spanish ink sedition

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Did you know that Art Garfunkel is short for Arthur Garfunkel?

And Paul Simon is short for a man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghespen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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Packing our Dodge Caravan with luggage for our vacation is truly an art.

I always step back and admire my Mini Van Goh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bayarea168
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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For the final piece of coursework in my art diploma, I used my knife to cut a line across Mr Hamill and Mr Wahlberg just after they'd finished eating.

I scored full Marks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuasarSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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When Jimmy told me he was going to paint vibrant birds for his art final, I got nervous...

... but he ended up passing with flying colors

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