So thereβs this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that heβd vanish on the count of three. βUnoβ βDosβ
And then he vanished, without a tres.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said
uno the rules,its time to die
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︎ Sep 22 2020
My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.
Homework time.. complaining, I donβt wanna, etc.
Me: Nicky, Iβm getting upset.
Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, Iβm Nicky.
Then he dabbed and walked away.
Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, βUno..dos..β and was suddenly gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Mar 30 2020
When you have one card left in UNO
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︎ Jul 10 2020
There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...
and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Uno, Dos ....
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︎ Sep 18 2019
I was talking to my fiancΓ© about the card game Uno today
She told me it means nothing to her.
I told her it meant one.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I like to count in Spanish if uno what I mean
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Why couldnβt Uno visit his friend Ocho?
About halfway there, he was arrested for trespassing
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︎ Jun 13 2018
They made a game about the number one in Spanish called uno
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︎ Nov 21 2018
A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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︎ Apr 14 2018
So my family was playing Uno...
My mom, little brother and his friends were playing Uno...
Dad comes in:
I played Uno...
ONCE.
Family: sarcastic laughter commences
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︎ Jul 20 2014
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."
But then he disappeared without a tres...
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︎ Apr 27 2020
A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
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︎ May 21 2019
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says βUno, dos,β *poof*
...he disappeared without a tres
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︎ Feb 09 2019
A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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︎ Jul 10 2019
There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes βuno, dos... poof!β
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
There was a Mexican magician that said he was gonna do a disappearing act. He said uno, dos,
And he disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
A Mexican magician was doing a magic show, he said "uno, dos...
And he disappeared without a tres
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︎ Jun 21 2018
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*
He disappeared without a tres.
(I'll see myself out)
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︎ Sep 08 2015
A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three. He starts, β Uno! dos!...β
and then presto he vanished without a tres!
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︎ Feb 08 2019
There was a magician that said he could disappear in seconds. He started to count, "Uno, dos..." and then he was gone.
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Aug 13 2018
A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear. He counted uno, dos... and poof!
He was gone without a tres.
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︎ Jun 20 2018
A Mexican magician said he would disappear at the count of three. He said "Uno...dos...."
Then he disappeared without a tres.
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︎ May 07 2017
"Uno" is Spanish for "one".
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︎ Jan 03 2016
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