So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. β€œUno” β€œDos”

And then he vanished, without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cookiesncream6969
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said

uno the rules,its time to die

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreadditReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My 7yo just pulled an UNO reverse dad joke on me.

Homework time.. complaining, I don’t wanna, etc.

Me: Nicky, I’m getting upset.

Nicky: Well, hello, Getting Upset, I’m Nicky.

Then he dabbed and walked away. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirCatcher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, β€œUno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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When you have one card left in UNO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixDeFan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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There was a Mexican magician who said "I will disappear on the count of 3"! The crowd was silent. He began to count. "Uno... Dos...

and the magician disappeared, with out a trace.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYRion7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Uno, Dos ....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeyeofevil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I was talking to my fiancΓ© about the card game Uno today

She told me it means nothing to her.

I told her it meant one.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyThings
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I like to count in Spanish if uno what I mean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacon_247
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Why couldn’t Uno visit his friend Ocho?

About halfway there, he was arrested for trespassing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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They made a game about the number one in Spanish called uno

It's the number one game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasbear_Reinhardt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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So my family was playing Uno...

My mom, little brother and his friends were playing Uno...

Dad comes in:

I played Uno...

ONCE.

Family: sarcastic laughter commences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ANXiiETY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."

But then he disappeared without a tres...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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A Mexican magician told his audience that he would vanish on the count of 3. Uno, dos and he disappeared without a tres...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says β€œUno, dos,” *poof*

...he disappeared without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TroyMcClure8184
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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A Spanish magician was preforming a magic trick he counted to three in Spanish uno dos and he was gone without a tres
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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjernon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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There was a Mexican magician. He said he was gonna disappear at the count of 3. He goes β€œuno, dos... poof!”

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carabez1228
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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There was a Mexican magician that said he was gonna do a disappearing act. He said uno, dos,

And he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghostking5505
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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A Mexican magician was doing a magic show, he said "uno, dos...

And he disappeared without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2018
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos, ..." *POOF!*

He disappeared without a tres.

(I'll see myself out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear at the count of three. He starts, β€œ Uno! dos!...”

and then presto he vanished without a tres!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MapReston
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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There was a magician that said he could disappear in seconds. He started to count, "Uno, dos..." and then he was gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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A Spanish magician says he can make himself disappear. He counted uno, dos... and poof!

He was gone without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopFrawgyFrawg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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A Mexican magician said he would disappear at the count of three. He said "Uno...dos...."

Then he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supergoose1108
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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"Uno" is Spanish for "one".

The more uno.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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