27 Hilarious Cinco Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do birds eat on Cinco de Mayo?

squackamole.

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👤︎ u/ram3nbar

📅︎ May 03 2019

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I HATE Cinco de Mayo!!

Said No Juan Ever.

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👤︎ u/mintyporkchop

📅︎ May 05 2018

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It's Cinco de Mayo

The one day a year I wipe off mayo into the sink.

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👤︎ u/breedweezy

📅︎ May 05 2019

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I don’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but I do celebrate Seis de Mustard.

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👤︎ u/ennuiismymiddlename

📅︎ May 05 2018

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Why do we celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

https://i.redd.it/g9jsxzwnmvg01.jpg

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👤︎ u/billythepilgrim

📅︎ Feb 18 2018

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How do SWAT teams celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

With Tac-taco rations

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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Cinco de Mayo

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👤︎ u/Dogeislord3637

📅︎ May 05 2014

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Cinco de Mayo

When I was growing up I asked my dad what Cinco de Mayo was about. He said it was Mexico's version of the Boston Tea Party, where they threw mayo off a ship and people were yelling "sink-o de mayo!"

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👤︎ u/justkayla

📅︎ Oct 19 2013

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My dad would like to celebrate Cinco de Mayo with you all!

http://imgur.com/E0Shp1O

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👤︎ u/JoystickMonkey

📅︎ May 05 2016

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Cinco de Mayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smy7OjDF6x8

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👤︎ u/spursfan20

📅︎ May 04 2015

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Recently the number 3 went missing in Mexico.

It disappeared without a tres. At least, that's what cinco seis.

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👤︎ u/lagforks

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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A magician stood in front of a crowd and claimed that he could disappear. He counted, “Uno..dos..” and was suddenly gone.

He disappeared without a tres.

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👤︎ u/LeopardusMaximus

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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What do you call 4 Mexican sinking in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

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👤︎ u/jefforsonSteelflex

📅︎ Aug 12 2020

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May the 4th be with you.

May the 5th be Cinco de Mayo.

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👤︎ u/AdventurersClub

📅︎ May 04 2020

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Happy May 5th!

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady

📅︎ May 02 2018

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Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?

Sinkhole de Mayo

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👤︎ u/danbertgilbs

📅︎ May 07 2016

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Go throw a jar of Hellman's in the Lake!

Cuz it's Sinko de Mayo!

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👤︎ u/gkfifer

📅︎ May 05 2015

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What do you call four Mexicans drowning?

Cuatro cinco.

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👤︎ u/GStar321

📅︎ Jun 07 2018

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My dad on fb: Happy...

https://imgur.com/gallery/tq7dY

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👤︎ u/moreguacplease

📅︎ May 05 2017

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It’s a great day for sandwiches all over the world!

It’s cinco de mayo!

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👤︎ u/TurtleLvr69

📅︎ May 05 2018

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What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quattro Cinco.

Drops mic

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👤︎ u/Fureels

📅︎ Sep 21 2015

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I saw four Mexicans in quicksand the other day.

It was cuatro cinco.

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👤︎ u/w00tah

📅︎ Apr 27 2018

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Got my daughter good at the movies.

Me: "try and touch this cheese"

(Daughter reaches for it)

Me: "that's nacho cheese!"

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👤︎ u/Taste_like_Burning

📅︎ Jan 17 2015

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You can't use all the mayonaise!!!

Don't you know what day it is tomorrow?!!

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👤︎ u/synapticimpact

📅︎ May 04 2014

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What do you call four Spanish bullfighters in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco. ***crying laughing emoji

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👤︎ u/LJokay

📅︎ Sep 17 2015

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Spotted this Cinco de Mayo dad joke on Facebook

http://imgur.com/JQdspcn

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👤︎ u/couchparsnip

📅︎ May 05 2014

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My dad just posted this on Facebook for Cinco de mayo

Typical dad... http://imgur.com/EpqV8jr

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👤︎ u/brandmaster

📅︎ May 05 2014

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