I was talking to my fiancΓ© about the card game Uno today
She told me it means nothing to her.
I told her it meant one.
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
Whot!
This one requires a little backstory:
There's a cardgame called WHOT! It's just uno but with different shapes. Me and my dad used to play it a lot.
Unfortunately it's led to the same terrible joke being made repeatedly over the last 10 years or so. It goes something like this:
Dad: "You'll never guess what film's on tv tonight."
Me: "What?"
Dad: "No, I don't think they made a movie out of that. It's a card game."
It's literally been going on for over a decade now and it pains me deep inside my soul every time he says it.
