Yucks Puns

In parking meters

Ruthless.

Dinner's on me

But I can stop anytime I like! 🤣🤣🤣

They are 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...

It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

I told her that’s just putting words in my mouth.

Me: Wait, what??

Her: I’m pregnant, you know.

Me: I know, but why are you calling me sickness?

I told her not to yuck my hum

Now I just need to find a chicken that plays the drums.

Sea Kelp

It was my new year's resolution.

I figured I'd give it a shot.

I think it's got tuberculocust.

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.

My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: “That tastes terrible! Yuck!”

I said: “You can even call it terri-yucky”

We were out on the lake a few years ago. I had for a Coke and after about an hour it got watered-down, i said "my drink is watered-down its gross" and my dad "yuck mine is too, it's worse, taste it" and he handed me a cup of water. It was a good one.

Kids: yuck!

Me: Well, what about some R-cumbers or S-cumbers?

Kids: ...

Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.