Ick Puns

A list of puns related to "Ick"

On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ock…obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill

Wild Bill Hickock

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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If you take the "ick" out of "Pick" aren't you still left with P? imgur.com/B65ZV9U
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👤︎ u/RuSsYjO
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boo-ick

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👤︎ u/Thecloakedevil
📅︎ Oct 22 2017
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The time I was foolishly challenged to a dad-joke off.

I am well known among my friends as a Pungeon Master, but my brother foolishly decided to challenge me.

We went back and forth for a while, the theme ocean/fish puns. Finally, I busted out the nuclear strike that caused him to literally get up and walk away.

Me: Why are fish all atheists?

Brother: Why?

Me: Cause they're all, "Ick, theology."

Silent, he stood, left the restaurant and drove off. He was my ride T-T

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👤︎ u/Codoro
📅︎ May 01 2016
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My brother foolishly challenged me to a pun battle.

The theme was fish/ocean related things. We passed around the usual "reel-y" and "shore you will" jokes until, in his words, I dropped the A-bomb of fish jokes.

Me: Do you know why fish swim in schools instead of churches?

Brother: Why?

Me: Because fish are like, "Ick- theology."

My brother then stood up and left the room for five minutes. When he came back...

Brother: You're a monster.

Me: Nah, I'm just moray eel-y corrupt.

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👤︎ u/Codoro
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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