Happy Father’s Day, mother f**kers!
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I went to the beekeeper to get a dozen bees. They gave me 13.

The extra one was a free bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkeezay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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A Farmer has three daughters and each has a date on the same night.

The farmer sits on his porch with his shotgun across his lap.

The first boy arrives and says, "Evening sir, my name is Freddy, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna eat spaghetti, is she ready?"

The farmer looks the boy over, and says "sure sure, go on in"

The second boy arrives, and says, "Howdy sir, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're gonna see the show, is she ready to go?"

The farmer looks down at his shotgun, then back at Joe, and says "sure sure, go on in, she's ready"

The third boy arrives, and says, "Good evening sir, my name is Chuck..." KER-BLAM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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When i learned where babies come from I hated my father.

That motherf**ker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Man_207
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Where do the bakers hide during a nuclear war?

In the bun-ker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Happy Father's Day all you mother f**kers out there!
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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