Kon Puns

This is fairly long.

My adult son is autistic, him and a friend are going to Naka-Kon this year as they both enjoy Anime.

The wife and I were talking to our son about it.

Wife: Are you going to wear a costume?

Son: No, we are just going to go and check everything out.

Me: You should wear a koala bear suit and take your resume with you.

Son: Why would I do that?

Me: So you can hand the resumes out to hawt chicks and show them how Koalafied you are.

Son and I burst out laughing, wife looks on at the two idiots in the room.

Good times.

It's only one C away from a craft.