What starts with F and rhymes with yuck?

Fire Truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Her, at the bathroom, vomiting: Yuck, morning sickness!

Me: Wait, what??

Her: I’m pregnant, you know.

Me: I know, but why are you calling me sickness?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Yuck, this sub smells like updog
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Townz35
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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What should you do if you're addicted to seaweed ?

Sea Kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Watched a movie in 1440p for the first time yesterday.

It was my new year's resolution.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Can i get geographically punnier then this

Timmy : I'm Hungary,. Mum : Why don't you Czech the fridge. Timmy : Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen. Mum : Hmm...maybe you'll find some Turkey. Timmy : Yeah, but its all covered in Greece. Yuck ! Mum : There is Norway you can eat that. Timmy : I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile. Mum : Denmark your name on the can. Timmy : Kenya do it for me? Mum : Ok , I'm Ghana do it. Timmy : Thanks, i'm so tired Iran for an hour today. Mum : It Tokyo long enough. Timmy : Yeah, Israelly hard sometimes !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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If I had a cloning machine, I'd be beside myself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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I took my son to a Japanese place for dinner.

We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.

My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: β€œThat tastes terrible! Yuck!”

I said: β€œYou can even call it terri-yucky”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimraynor0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I just saw a large flying insect coughing up blood.

I think it's got tuberculocust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabbid_Goat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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I don't like alcohol, but my friend recommended something special, so he poured me a tiny glass.

I figured I'd give it a shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2017
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A joke from my dad a few years ago

We were out on the lake a few years ago. I had for a Coke and after about an hour it got watered-down, i said "my drink is watered-down its gross" and my dad "yuck mine is too, it's worse, taste it" and he handed me a cup of water. It was a good one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diphiminaids
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2016
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Do you want some cucumbers?

Kids: yuck!

Me: Well, what about some R-cumbers or S-cumbers?

Kids: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natrous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Old Herman joke. One thousand and one flavors.

Customer: Yuck! This ice cream taste terrible. Vendor: Vanilla. I thought you said gorilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clockshadow1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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