Yippies Puns

A list of puns related to "Yippies"

My dad made the dadliest of jokes.

We were watching die hard 4 and we got to the bit where the evil hacker guy shoots most of the people he was working with. I was a bit confused so I said,” hang on, weren’t they working for him?” My dad then proceeded to say,”not any more. They just got fired.” It was such a bad joke but definitely a great dad joke.

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👤︎ u/nessmainsarescum
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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I said to my daughter, ”It’s time for bed, the cows are asleep in the field”. She asked ”what’s that got to do with anything’?

I said “It’s pasture bedtime”.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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👤︎ u/TheGregGreg
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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