Yessir Puns

A list of puns related to "Yessir"

Those Duke boys sure do like to jump their car over things...

... General Lee speaking.

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👤︎ u/djxiii
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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A man is talking with his therapist...

Therapist: It seems you have a severe phobia of marriage. Do you understand the symptoms?
Man: Can’t say I do.
Therapist: Yeah, that’s the main one.

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👤︎ u/Daudelin1
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...

Wooden start!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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he over-repeated it so much

Dad: Hey son, isn't your friend Jeff dyslexic?

Me: Yessir

Dad: And you go to church with him?

Me: Yeah we carpool, his grandma drives us.

Dad: So he's Christian, and he's dyslexic?

Me: Dad, what's your point?

Dad: I just wanna know, does that mean he believes in Dog?

And he thought is was the funniest damn thing ever. Fond memories though.

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👤︎ u/joeandstuff
📅︎ Aug 30 2013
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Cab driver got me this morning.

I got a cab to take me to the airport and I asked the driver if he took credit card.

Quick as anything he said, "Yessir, but we usually give them back."

Just the humor I need for a 6AM flight

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👤︎ u/CunningCrow
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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probably a repeat...but then again all dad's jokes are, right?

visiting my parents this weekend and decided to go to the local barber to get my haircut. this took place when I got home...

DAD: so did you go get your hair cut?
ME: yessir!
DAD: which one?
ME: what?...oh, nice

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👤︎ u/CoolHandLukeZ
📅︎ Nov 08 2015
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