"The earliest example of a prosthesis ever discovered is not a leg, arm, or even a fake eye, it’s a toe. A big toe, belonging to a noblewoman, was found in Egypt and dated to between 950-710 B.C.E"
...the very, very first faux toe ;)
Non pun related, the egyptians were the first to grind lenses too, not used as glasses but instead inserted into statues for creepy eye effects
He thought it might be argh-mageddon.
I mean, he was doing CrossFit almost 2000 years before it became popular!
Carbon dating puts it at 2000+ years old. However, other items located nearby were much newer. Scientists believe it’s just cross contamination.
Watching the news when it announced that the oldest man (age 111) had just died.
Me in response to the man's age: "Jesus!"
Dad: "No, he's older. Like 2000 years older."
