I asked my daughter if she had taken a bath yet and sarcastically she says yeah, so I tell her to take another one.
Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?
Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.
Dude 1: Hey bro Dude 2: Yeah bro? Dude 1: Can you hand me that pamphlet?
Two guys at a bar order drinks. The first says "I'll have some H2O." The second says "Yeah, I'll have some H2O too."
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
I want to push you around, yeah I will. I want to push you down, yeah I will. I want to take you for granite, yeah yeah yeah...
Rob Thomas volunteers to help the wheel chair bound elderly remodel their kitchen.
Called my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, could you please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty second pause, I asked, "You still there sweetheart?" She answered, "Yeah..."
"But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now!"
Yeah he doesn't wanna miss it
Did you have a good Christmas? Yeah how
Yeah, I work out. I do one sit-up every day.
When I get up in the morning, that’s half. When I lie back down at night, that’s the other half.
"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
Yeah, you’ve heard of bad dad jokes.
But be glad you haven’t heard of grandpuns.
First time, don’t bully me
Yeah it very suck for the cow
Yeah, it does look like you see the dent-ist.
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
Yeah this is big brain time
My friend texted me saying he jumped off a tower, I said yeah right...
He says ‘I’m dead serious!’
Yeah… i know where the door is……
"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?
Have you heard of the guy who lost his left side? Yeah, he's all right now.
This is the Rythm of the night!! The night!!! Oh yeah!!!
Yeah... Of course he can...
Yeah, I know it's called the coronavirus...
...when they could have called it the KUNG FLU
Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."
It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"
Yeah, not sure what title to put on this...
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
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