Yari Puns

The salesman looks up and always ready to make a deal with any unsuspecting customer, greets the creature. "What can I get for you today sir?"

The snail seems to think for a moment and asks "Do you have any fast cars?".

"Why yes sir!" says the salesman, "How about a Toyota GR Yaris? It is small and fast!"

"Does it come in red?" asks the snail.

"Of course sir," responds the man. "It is cheap too! Just 44 easy monthly payments of 1,000 dollars each!"

"I'll take it!" exclaimed the snail, "But only if you throw in an extra 2,000 dollars and get a big yellow 'S' painted on both sides of the car"

The salesman was in shock, but happy to get such a sale so quickly, agrees.

A week passes and the snail returns to get the car. The same salesman is there and welcomes him, bringing the snail to the car. The snail is in awe, and goes all around the car for a good look. After thanking the salesman for all he did, the snail gets into the car.

"Sir," says the salesman, "If you don't mind me asking, why did you want a big yellow 'S' painted on the sides of your car?"

The snail turns to the man and replies, "Whenever I pass someone on the street, they will turn to their neighbor and say 'look at that S car go!'"