What did the German millionaire say about his yacht?
.... It's verboten
Made up for my son when he was 5 forever ago
What do you call the bow of a Benetau yacht?
The beginning of a beautiful French ship.
Started a business building Yachts at home during the Lockdown..
..and the Sails have gone through the roof.
Did you hear about the Yacht builder that had to work from home?
His sails went through the roof
My yacht passenger was rude to me when he gruffly asked "how will we embark upon our trip?"
So I told him to shove off.
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
Why is “yacht” spelled that way instead of like “yot?”
Because why nacht.
What do you call Fidel Castro's yacht?
A dictatorship
On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...
He's my mast-cot.
French guy, showing off his yacht collection: This is Un. Here is Deux, Trois, Quatre and, finally, Six.
Her: Where is the 5th?
French guy: Cinq.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
I recently opened a yacht business in my attic
Sails are through the roof!
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
What does the yacht inspector do?
Makes sure everything is ship shape.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year
The sails are going through the roof
