Why did the Egyptian man wrongfully insist that he was still on land?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Did you hear about the math teacher that was wrongfully convicted?
It just didnβt add up...
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︎ Mar 01 2019
I was wrongfully fired from my lifeguarding job this last weekend because a hippie drowned on my watch
I tried to save him, but he was he was too far out, maaan.
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︎ Apr 10 2017
I had a debate with a flat earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
I'm sure he'll come around.
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︎ Mar 17 2022
Two wrongs don't make a right, and two rights don't make a wrong.
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︎ Mar 19 2022
the Smithsonian did it wrong
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︎ Jan 13 2022
it's 2022, what could go wrong?
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︎ Feb 08 2022
People said I was wrong about the last name of the Canadian Prime Minister.
What I said was true, though.
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︎ Mar 21 2022
The taxidermist mounted the wrong end of my prize lion on the wall.
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︎ Feb 21 2022
hes not wrong
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︎ Sep 18 2021
I love politically incorrect jokes, and here is my favourite.
Benjamin Franklin was a great American President.
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︎ Mar 18 2022
I'm not wrong....
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︎ Feb 24 2022
My daugher told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she was wrong...
Nothing and orange have completely different sounds
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︎ Feb 13 2022
There might be something wrong with the walls in our attic.
I'm going to describe it to you Asbestos I can.
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︎ Mar 18 2022
Donβt get me wrong I like my plumbing jobβ¦
But sometimes I find it draining
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︎ Feb 05 2022
My daughter yelled at me: "Two wrongs don't make a right!"
I yelled back: "Two rights make a reverse!"
She was too confused to argue with me anymore.
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︎ Feb 16 2022
When is a meteor wrong?
When it's not a meteorite.
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︎ Feb 05 2022
I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" wrong.
Now i'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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︎ Feb 11 2022
It's not wrong
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︎ Dec 14 2021
At the cocktail party, I noticed a woman wearing her wedding ring on the wrong fingerβ¦
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
She replied "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
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︎ Mar 12 2022
SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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︎ Jan 15 2022
BREAKING: Russia has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Black Sea, killing all 69 aboard
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︎ Feb 03 2022
Animal testing is wrong....
They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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︎ Mar 04 2022
I was once on in a band called 1023MB
We were so close to our first GIG
(edited - XXXX MB is 1 GB. Its a binary joke and yes, it makes sense)
(edit 2 - KiB, MiB and GiB can toss it, 1111111111 )
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︎ Feb 18 2022
My dad accidentally ordered the wrong paving materials
Now Thatβs his own dumb asphalt.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
I fell down the stairs the other day. I don't know what went wrong but I think
I was on the edge that day.
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︎ Feb 24 2022
What do you call an Aaron who is wrong?
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︎ Feb 12 2022
A group of βKarensβ are sitting at a restaurant together.
A waiter approaches and asks, βIs anything OK?β
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︎ Feb 01 2022
Some people say that admitting you are wrong is the hardest thing to say.
I think it is Worcestershire sauce.
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︎ Feb 23 2022
He's not wrong
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︎ Dec 31 2021
My friend said he did not understand cloning at all...
I said "that makes two of us".
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︎ Feb 26 2022
What does a nun have when she always picks the wrong clothes?
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︎ Feb 17 2022
What word in the English language is almost always spelled wrong?
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︎ Nov 16 2021
BREAKING NEWS: a subway worker given someone the wrong sandwich killing them from allergies
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︎ Feb 08 2022
In a safety meeting at work they asked me what steps I'd take in a fire
Apparently "Really big and fast ones" was the wrong answer.
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︎ Mar 21 2022
Girlfriend got me good. Never been more proud of her.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
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︎ Jan 29 2022
Girl named IKEA had to change her name to stop being picked on at school.
However βstop being picked on at schoolβ is arguably a worse choice.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
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︎ Jan 22 2022
What do the movies βThe Titanicβ and βThe Sixth Senseβ have in common?
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︎ Mar 10 2022
Dude, they spelled your name all wrong
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︎ Jan 26 2022
Just flip it
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︎ Feb 10 2022
If you think snails would be faster without the shell, you're wrong...
They would just be more sluggish.
- credit: Narrator from BBC - Round Planet - Oceans
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︎ Jan 22 2022
I don't see anything wrong here
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︎ Oct 29 2021
I came home the other night to find my wife crying on the floor. I said βwhatβs wrong?β She said βIβm homesickβ. I said βwhat do you mean, youβre at home.β
She said βI know. Iβm sick of it.β
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︎ Jan 23 2022
Ich bin nicht gut mit Titeln
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︎ Feb 02 2022
I had a debate with a flat- earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
I'm sure he'll come around.
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︎ Mar 19 2022
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
I'm sure he'll come around, eventually.
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︎ Dec 21 2021
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
Iβm sure heβll come around, eventually.
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︎ Dec 23 2021
My daugher told me nothing rhymes with orange. I told her she was wrong...
Nothing and orange have completely different sounds
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︎ Feb 13 2022
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