Me “wow you barely lasted 2 minutes!”
Him “well it was DOGGY STYLE so that’s 14 in dog minutes”
Wow, you all like my corny dad jokes?
Wife: Wow the price for parking at the trailhead is up to $10
Wife: That's steep!
Me: I know. What a hike!
Wife: Uggghhh
Me: What? I was just following your lead.
A conversation we had at breakfast this morning lol
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!“
I said, “This catapult is amazing! Go get our daughter.”
Me and my buddy visited his father yesterday. He was painting his living room, my friend asks "wow dad, how many coats do you have on"
His dad looked himself up and down and sternly and confidently replied
"I'm wearing a shirt, son."
True story, my soul left my body.
Wow, I just melted a peice of ice by staring at it!
Took a little longer than I thought it would though.
Wow ... Elon Musk is trying to add an anti-German driving to the new Tesla!
It's a Hans-free steering!
What goes tick tock bow wow tick tock bow wow?
What word train wows queens quick?
The Impress Empress Express.
First baby born yesterday and mom says "wow hes really warm"
I immediately reply with "well yeah, he just got out if the oven"
Scientist #1: Wow we’ve invented a new specifies of spider. What should we call it?
Scientist #2: Well, it has a tiny body but really long legs. Why don’t we call it a “Long Legs” ?
Scientist #2: Not kinky enough.
Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
Wow never thought I'd get this far
My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
My English book has puns. Wow.
I ran into my nephew yesterday and said, “Wow! You must have grown a foot since I saw you last.”
He said, “Nope. Still have two.”
Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
oh wow i never saw this coming
My sister: Wow dad, you smell good
Dad: I know, it’s because I use both of my nostrils
Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “Wow! What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”
I got home from work and sat down for dinner with my parents. "Wow, haddock for dinner?"
Dad responds "So I take it you haddock-good day?"
(Note: This actually happened today.)
Wow, that was a huge Tornado
wow, look at the van gogh
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
When I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my dad, she gasped, “Wow, your dad’s a millionaire!?” I replied...
“No, but he wants to be!"
My wife beamed with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would get so far!"
I said "I know, this trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter!"
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, “wow I’ve never served a weasel before!
What can I get for you bud?”
“Pop” goes the weasel
My wife beamed at me with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!"
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son could go so far!”
I said, “I know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
